Farewell to a Dear Friend

With a heavy heart we say goodbye to a very dear friend to <MESS> Cailia. She is one of the oldest members (pardon the pun) of our guild and will be sorely missed. Her decision to hang up her shield and cloak leaves us all wishing her well and with tons of laughs, memories and instructions when she was lost..

/bow Cailia, the Guild Banner will always be down ready for you.


My apologizes to our massive fan base that has been eagerly awaiting a website update. Our website developers have been hard at work coding for a new project … uhhh ummmm .. nevermind, I was lazy. Sorry!

<MESS> is still alive and well on the Mangler server and continuing to have fun along the way. We are into content that the majority of our guild has not seen. Some good stuff, some bad but at least we have each other … and Roamer.

During The Serpent Spine expansion we saw some pretty colours (it is spelt correctly hire an American to make the posts if you don’t like it!)

Froze on a throne …

Warmed ourselves up ..

Then laid down for a nap ..

We then hung around for a few months waiting for some new content. Some friends left, new ones joined but they always come back … right Cailia?

He is definitely “in the pit”

Once The Buried Sea was released we enjoyed our group trials? Maybe? Kinda? No? Alright. Either way we made our way into Solteris, the Throne of Ro.

 It provided some decent challenges but no match for <MESS> getting it done in just over 3 hours.

 Byun was so proud he didn’t tell us to “Shut up” or say “Ok, ok, ok” once.

Great job <MESS> on server first guild “Multiple members that have 3 nipples, enjoy uncrustables, have fantasies about having 4 arms and a spreadsheet on who is circumcised.” clear of Solteris!

Prophecy of bRo

With the massive amount of content released it has been a challenge to find the time to update the website … anyways…

Before the expansion release we did some guild events with our guildies as it has been sometime since we have done one. We had two different races as well as some trivia! You’re all winners in my book … except  the ones that lost, not you.


That’s a lot of meat …

The last 3 standing from the level 1 Battle Royal

The winners of the Velk’s Lab “Dis-knee” on ice

< M E S S > entered into the next expansion Prophecy of Ro and made short work of the trials needed to enter Deathknell.

Thankfully, we were able to come out on-top  of the challenging content like the yard trash in Theater of Blood. It’s a raid wiper!

Thanks for keeping it fun < M E S S > /bow

Diving into the Depths!

<M E S S> jumped into the new expansion release of Depths of Darkhollow that launched this week on Mangler.

With some old faces and new we ventured through our progression as a unit to make quick work of the expansion.

What is consistent in all of these photos?


Do you see it? Do you smell it?

Well yes, dead bosses flawlessly executed; however, I was really talking about Roamaar’s inability to keep their clothes on!

With great effort from our guild members we were able to get gain Vule access through a familiar face … right Byun?

Getting 12 flags at a time for a non-boxing raid guild is an interesting thing, but we made it work the <M E S S> way!

Now the time came to venture into the Demiplane of Blood to execute the final mission, no <MESS>ing around let’s get the job do…. dammit Roamaar!

Nonetheless, a fantastic job with great people

A terrific performance .. get it…?

Way to go <M E S S>  another expansion done, quickly, quietly and effectively.


Looking for a guild filled real players at every raid? Enjoy fun times with a close knit community always welcoming newcomers? Want to raid 8 hours straight at expansion rel.. oh we don’t do that? Oh right.

Join <M E S S> today! Please visit our discord: https://discord.gg/7U233X2Gfj to apply or feel free to reach out to any officer in game Steel, Byun, Diss, Jeszi, Snah, Zevron. We’d be happy to chat and answer any questions.


Deh’Gones of Norrath

Dragon’s of Norrath was released on the Mangler server this past month

<M E S S> members were quick to put their differences aside to ensure our focus was as sharp as our Steel … weapons I mean not the old man.

With friendships renewed it was time to focus our attention on continuing our efforts to clear content quickly and quietly.

From the frozen peaks …

Slidin between the cheeks …

Past the waving banners …

Keeping that efficient swagger …

Another expansion completed with a bunch of familiar faces.

Well done <M E S S>.

Interested in joining our ranks? Please feel free to visit our forums / recruitment section and fill out an application. If you have any questions please reach out in game to: Steel, Byun, Disnewb, Zevron, Jeszi or Snah

Also, check out our discord: https://discord.gg/3xV2f2uwGN

“Oh Man!”s of War

With the release of Omens of War on the Mangler TLP server <MESS> changed their focus to triple splitting content … oh wait. We didn’t do that? We just completed the content as efficient as possible?

What are we doing here!?

We completed our trials in MPG

Farmed our signets to be able to enter Anguish

Quick someone get WAP emergency squad! This kitty on fire!

Bested our foes to gain entry to the throne

Finally it was time for us to pull our heads out of our butts … others butts?

Anyways, took down Overlord Mata Muram in typical <MESS> timely fashion.

Great work <M E S S> and don’t worry someday we will work on splitting all those raids to ensure we really find out who the best “raiding multisplit guil…”



        “Shouldn’t of been standin’ there!” – Roamaar 2020

Gates of “Diss”cord

<M E S S> apologizes for the delay in updating our website. We hope everyone has been keeping safe and enjoying those endless hours of EQ during these unusual circumstances


For the first time as a guild <M E S S> ventured into new content together entering the Gates of Discord. It was time to put our game faces on.

With our new content brought the new class of Berserker. With that we were graced with the Halasian Princess

And this doofus ….

And others just didn’t make the cut ….

Right Jeszi?


Anywho, we ventured into new lands in search of a challenge and loot.

No… not that guy ….

Yes, yes that’s more like it! <M E S S> was able to clear out the Gates of Discord content in under 9 hours total raiding hours. Enjoyable and efficient as always, a pleasure.

<M E S S> and the Sugar Shadowknight Crew will see you in Omens of War!

Entering Dungeon ….

With the launch of Lost Dungeons of Norrath underway on Mangler <M E S S>  was eager to get at some of the group content that has been released.

Despite … the …. long loading …. times … <M E S S>  is all over the Leaderboard.

It was then time to get into the raiding scene of LDoN. Our raiders prepared for some new content in typical <M E S S> fashion.

Loot, augments, lag …. and laughs were shared by all of <M E S S>. Dominating another expansion release quickly and efficiently.

Now … open the GATES!

The Lost Dungeons Approach ..

With the upcoming TLP expansion Lost Dungeons of Norrath coming out this week <M E S S> decided to do some fun events to wrap up the end of Planes of Power. and Legacy of Ykesha.

Initially we began things with a bracketed battle of the best , 5 vs 5 tournament that quickly became less entertaining than listening to solutions to Disnewb’s Internet ..

I don’t know why they didn’t launch a PVP TLP with such exhilarating game play..

Then it was time to race. We took a new route this time racing from the Gukta starting zone in Rathe Mountains to Splitpaw in South Karana.

Thanks to some level 30 bard solo experiencing in Lake Rathetear at the gnolls .. huh? There were less deaths then expected.

Nonetheless the a fun time had by all, congrats to the winners and we will see you in the dungeons!

Time’s Up!

<M E S S> entered into Planes of Power with a desire to use their magic and their melee skills to take out their foes.

Making a scrap pile in Plane of Innovation

Killing broads to wake from a nightmare!

Fire crotch in a pig pen

Just destroying M  M

Look at dem cheeks

Then came the GODS! All aboard the <M E S S> train!!!


Under the sea~

I cannnn feeeelll it coming in the airrrr tonight ……


Oh Lorddddddd



This guild is on fireeeeeeeeeeeeee!

One at a TIME now…..

Lots of bosses to clear in time now, clinch them cheeks!

Fast, efficient, no overtime needed here. Great job again <M E S S>. A great effort working together as a team … nope a family to get done what we needed to get done.