“Oh Man!”s of War

With the release of Omens of War on the Mangler TLP server <MESS> changed their focus to triple splitting content … oh wait. We didn’t do that? We just completed the content as efficient as possible?

What are we doing here!?

We completed our trials in MPG

Farmed our signets to be able to enter Anguish

Quick someone get WAP emergency squad! This kitty on fire!

Bested our foes to gain entry to the throne

Finally it was time for us to pull our heads out of our butts … others butts?

Anyways, took down Overlord Mata Muram in typical <MESS> timely fashion.

Great work <M E S S> and don’t worry someday we will work on splitting all those raids to ensure we really find out who the best “raiding multisplit guil…”



        “Shouldn’t of been standin’ there!” – Roamaar 2020

Gates of “Diss”cord

<M E S S> apologizes for the delay in updating our website. We hope everyone has been keeping safe and enjoying those endless hours of EQ during these unusual circumstances


For the first time as a guild <M E S S> ventured into new content together entering the Gates of Discord. It was time to put our game faces on.

With our new content brought the new class of Berserker. With that we were graced with the Halasian Princess

And this doofus ….

And others just didn’t make the cut ….

Right Jeszi?


Anywho, we ventured into new lands in search of a challenge and loot.

No… not that guy ….

Yes, yes that’s more like it! <M E S S> was able to clear out the Gates of Discord content in under 9 hours total raiding hours. Enjoyable and efficient as always, a pleasure.

<M E S S> and the Sugar Shadowknight Crew will see you in Omens of War!

Entering Dungeon ….

With the launch of Lost Dungeons of Norrath underway on Mangler <M E S S>  was eager to get at some of the group content that has been released.

Despite … the …. long loading …. times … <M E S S>  is all over the Leaderboard.

It was then time to get into the raiding scene of LDoN. Our raiders prepared for some new content in typical <M E S S> fashion.

Loot, augments, lag …. and laughs were shared by all of <M E S S>. Dominating another expansion release quickly and efficiently.

Now … open the GATES!

The Lost Dungeons Approach ..

With the upcoming TLP expansion Lost Dungeons of Norrath coming out this week <M E S S> decided to do some fun events to wrap up the end of Planes of Power. and Legacy of Ykesha.

Initially we began things with a bracketed battle of the best , 5 vs 5 tournament that quickly became less entertaining than listening to solutions to Disnewb’s Internet ..

I don’t know why they didn’t launch a PVP TLP with such exhilarating game play..

Then it was time to race. We took a new route this time racing from the Gukta starting zone in Rathe Mountains to Splitpaw in South Karana.

Thanks to some level 30 bard solo experiencing in Lake Rathetear at the gnolls .. huh? There were less deaths then expected.

Nonetheless the a fun time had by all, congrats to the winners and we will see you in the dungeons!

Time’s Up!

<M E S S> entered into Planes of Power with a desire to use their magic and their melee skills to take out their foes.

Making a scrap pile in Plane of Innovation

Killing broads to wake from a nightmare!

Fire crotch in a pig pen

Just destroying M  M

Look at dem cheeks

Then came the GODS! All aboard the <M E S S> train!!!


Under the sea~

I cannnn feeeelll it coming in the airrrr tonight ……


Oh Lorddddddd



This guild is on fireeeeeeeeeeeeee!

One at a TIME now…..

Lots of bosses to clear in time now, clinch them cheeks!

Fast, efficient, no overtime needed here. Great job again <M E S S>. A great effort working together as a team … nope a family to get done what we needed to get done.

One Small Step for M E S S!

With the highly anticipated release of Luclin <M E S S> did not disappoint with their dedication to getting keys done quickly.

Long shard camps and sleepless nights were had by all. However, we were able to take out Emperor Ssraeshza thanks to the strong dedication and assistance our great guild provides each other.

R.I.P Emp – Nov. 24/2019

After ensuring our guild had enough orbs and planar rifts to accomidate the large majority of our raiding force. We were off to Vex Thal.

Our strong clear minded leadership only assisted in the effort.

And with great sacrifice…..


Comes great reward! Well done <M E S S>. The best group of elite misfits to ever be assembled.

Me too Strat … me too…

End of Velious Shenanigans

With Velious coming to a close we had a few fun events planned for the great job done by <M E S S> during this expansion.

We started with an ice skating competition inside Yelinak’s lair. Here’s a picture of all the winners after receiving their fat Krono rewards.

Then we were “off to the races” doing a new race from Halas raft to the first Ice Giant door within Permafrost. A true hilarious run and with a lot of deaths and dedication we had some folks finally make it in.

Another fun expansion with a great group of people. Looking forward to Luclin and cleaning out the moon!

Are you keeping warm?

With Velious in full gear on Mangler, how are you keeping warm with all this snow?

Are you spooning a loved one?

Or perhaps getting a bit more intimate?

Or something maybe a bit too extreme…?

Whatever it is the folks at <M E S S> are hoping you are enjoying Velious as much as we are and keeping warm on those cool nights!

If you’re alone out there and looking for somewhere to get cozy <M E S S> is recruiting! We are currently looking some DPS classes to fill our ranks and join the fun! Please see the application section for more details and we’ll see you in game.